currently: @314 (11:33pm) on wednesday 9.8.10 | 1055 hours since last post
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
So the other morning I woke up because one of my neighbors was having such a loud conversation that it drifted through my open window (it was over 90 degrees outside!). The conversation was his discussion with his friend about the UFOs currently hovering over Russia. I couldn't decide whether or not to laugh or go kill him for waking me up with such a conversation. What a dilemma! Although I am sure he would be very upset with me for belittling his oh-so-intellectual-and-important discussion - apparently his friend was way behind the times and just HAD to be informed right away. And it had to take place in his front lawn, in the morning, and at a volume that would wake up the neighbors - presumably so that all of us other skeptics could benefit from his knowledge.
On the upside, I did laugh a little bit. An irritated laugh, but a laugh nonetheless. Then I slammed my window shut and started swearing under my breath. :p
At least I now have a story to add to the mix when my mom brings up "funny conversations you've only heard part of and wonder what the hell the people are talking about" topics. She's got some pretty good ones. My BFF Sam cracked me up a few years back telling me about a conversation snippet she overheard where a guy said "Having sex with your clone is basically just masturbation." I mean, I suppose I agree, but - how do these conversations start? Interesting.
Anyone else have any good ones like that?
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